note to self:
Don’t drink so much you proudly declare that your vagina is now named “Crash Bandicooter” in mixed company.
Yeah.
I MISS YOU
dear landlord,
my apartment is currently 65 degrees. FUCK YOU. every winter before this my apartment has been deliciously warm. i could walk around in my underwear in comfort. fuck, i didnt even have all of my radiators turned on. now i have all of my radiators completely open and they barely run. im wearing a shirt, sweatshirt, long johns, sleep pants, and big socks. i even caved and got a damn space heater today. im guessing you turned the timing on the boiler in order to save on energy costs. this is not cool. again, FUCK YOU.
sincerely,
a very very cold bandwagonpete
Gifts for mattttttheew have been wrapped. (I decided to recycle the store bags from shopping and use the paper ones as gift wrap. Worked out well!)
aaaaamaaaazing.
youre making me look bad dougie.
Matthew!!!Brilliant one from davidhorvitz and one I eagerly await the fruits from.
I would like to suggest this one; record it in one of the rooms of a gallery, if you can.
ummmm, i just might have to do this…
double spacing equals win
Ann Margaret and Walter Matthau
Going to watch this today. (totally reminds me of bandwagonpete, too.)
yessssssssss
this gin = win
