bandwagon pete: Archive

best nye ever

food: papa johns attire: pajama pants guest: super cute boyfriend

Jan 1st

my apartment smells like cheese

DAMN YOU FONDUE!!!!

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

1,811 notes

raise your hand if you’re making fondue for your boyfriend’s birthday party!!! raises hand

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

Watch

indiana windmills. too cool for school.

Dec 27th

Anonymous asked: i want to hear you speak.

Dec 27th

avedanke asked: COME DRINK GIN WITH ME.

Dec 26th

i'm back in chicago

who wants to go out tonight? mama needs to get drunk and fag it up.

Dec 26th

avedanke asked: COME DRINK GIN WITH ME.

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

i have a whisky and coke sitting next to a whisky on the rocks. merry christmas!

Dec 25th

grace

she passed away thirty years ago

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

just overheard “relationship with christ” from the effeminate one. oh and he is wearing a wedding ring. yippee! i’m excited for my friend to show up so we can talk loudly about super faggy things and hopefully weird them out.

Dec 24th

there’s a group of three men next to me in starbucks and i’m trying to figure out if they’re gay and hanging out or christians talking about the man upstairs. knowing indiana it’s probably two church-goers trying to “save” a gay man. huzzah!

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

12 notes

Anonymous asked: i want to hear you speak.

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

11 notes

Dec 22nd

motivation to work is zero

i have one hour and fifteen minutes left of work to do in 2010. hurry up 5 o’clock!

Dec 22nd

santa claus is cumming to town

is it just me or does santa sound like a horrible pedophile? you better watch out (gives you fair warning) you better not cry (turns him on too much) better not pout (don’t tell the parents or the cops) i’m telling you why santa claus is coming to town (aka your ass) he’s making a list (of kids he wants to touch) and checking it twice; gonna find out who’s naughty...

Dec 22nd

1 tag

Dec 21st

18 notes

my belly is full of six kinds of whiskies

om nom nom nom thank you work holiday whisky tasting fest!

Dec 21st

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that sound you just heard was me creaming my pants

Dec 21st

1 tag

Dec 20th

1 tag

omg yall

it appears that the new papa johns has expanded its area of service and now delivers to my apartment. randy from dominos is crying.

Dec 18th

Dec 17th

raise your hand if you're taking a sick day today

*raises hand*

Dec 17th

my hip hurts

DAMN YOU SNOW BOOTS!!!

Dec 17th

12 notes

holy hell

i just slipped and fell going down two steps in a gay bar. bad right? on the way down i took out a garbage can. everyone in the room turned, looked, and gay gasped. i win the night.

Dec 17th