January 2009
December 2008
at the drive-in - enfilade
“hello?”
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my boss just put in the kills cd.
best.office.ever
back in chicago. i survived another trip to the ‘burbs of indy.
phew.
im in the midst of watching a 3rd rock from the sun marathon. is it bad that i’ve remembered every episode that i have watched so far?
keep in mind this show is 11 years old.
aahhhhhhhhhh i’m old!
but at least the dementia hasn’t set in yet!
dream: shit/stepping in shit
danielslee:
In Korea, if you dream of shit, or even better, stepping in shit— you will supposedly become really wealthy. I had a dream last night, or a couple, but one was in a public bathroom and there was shit everywhere and I stepped in it. ew, I just remembered there was shit on the toilet papers! grosssssssssss, but $$$$$$$$$$$
haha, my dream last night also included a public bathroom with a...
“only I didn’t say ‘fudge.’ i said THE word, the big one, the...”
– ralphie
and now my drunk mom is texting me from church to ask if i got the fire in the fireplace going. haha. i love my mom. she is boss.
do you think Jesus approves of her texting from His house?
my mom and her friend had a bit too much wine at dinner… they’re now on their way to church for the christmas eve service. my mom kept trying to get me to go too. but a) i’ve had a bit too much whiskey and b) im a fggt and they don’t like my kind in churches round these parts.
Five Hour Energy Saved My Life
absurdlakefront:
FUCK YEA!
i wear shorts and a t-shirt and eat at burger king in a blizzard. FUCK YEA!
kids LOVE foghat
8 hours later, i’m finally home.
yeah, that should have been a 3.5 hour drive.
thank you snow, sleet, freezing rain, and a wonderful jack knifed semi truck.
time to get drunk with my mom. wheeeeeee!
arrah and the ferns - bundle up
if you do catch...
